Don Chavez

Because it IS her job, you see? I’m so f*cking clever sometimes with my quippy titles. Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep coming up with different ways of saying, “Here’s a hot girl in a bikini?” It’s harder than digging ditches. But I stick with it, because I’m a drunk pervert that can’t hold down steady employment. Ladies: the line starts here.

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