Seven year-old cancer patient Kyle of Arlington, Texas got a pretty awesome present from the Wish With Wings Foundation. Last Saturday, he dressed up like Batman and went around the city foiling crime, chasing the joker, and thwarting a bank robbery. I can’t think of a single better way to spend a Saturday. Big ups to Kyle, the Arlington PD for putting together such a cool gift, and SEE YOU IN HELL, JOKER! Oh, and there was a “bomb scare” at City Hall by The Riddler. It was unknown at press time if he was actually played by Jim Carrey.