It’s amazing how 43 seconds of a frog sitting silently can scare the crap out of me. I spent the whole video waiting for the frog to turn to the camera and stare at me with his dead eyes, saying something like, “Things are not always as they appear,” before winking, then hopping off. I really think this gets my Tuesday off to a shitty start, but it’s too weird not to share. Just look at those dangly legs. Gross.