I don’t know why Tara Reid is the one Loaded magazine picked to remind us all of our nation’s birthday, but she fills out a red, white, and blue bikini better than most, so I’m willing to overlook the fact that the rep they picked might not be our most noble citizen. Her body seems to be as good as it was when we first came across her in 1999, but her face looks like it may have seen a better day or two. That partying catches up with you. Also, she has a dog named Stoli. Seriously. Stoli.