Contrary to every instinct you hopefully have, there are some occasions when it’s okay to sit down to pee. Of course, these are special, special circumstances that can’t be taken for granted. And you still can’t tell your friends about them, no matter how many times you want to. This will be a secret you still take to the grave. Unless you’re in a wheelchair. Then it’s fine to pee sitting down and tolet everyone know about it. Otherwise, you can do it, but you better keep it to yourself.