Don Chavez

It’s funny because he’s a degenerate sex addict.

It’s nice to see Tiger rising above two other players in his grouping, Phil “Man Breasts” Mickelson and Bubba “His Name Is Bubba So A Funny Nickname Would Be Redundant” Watson. So many times recently Tiger has failed to meet expectations when geting up against the best players in the game. Especially in big name events, and aside from The Masters, there’s no bigger tourney Stateside than the U.S. Open, going down this year at The Olympic Club in San Francisco.

Granted, it’s only the first day out of four, so any combination of Tiger slip-ups and Phil and Bubba regaining their form could spell disaster for the current leader, but the best part about this is hope that Tiger will return to the golfer America fell in love with, kick the asses of those white boys, and revive golfing in inner cities, cause he seemed to have failed on that front the first time around.