It’s a little morbid, but the fact is that you are going to die. So you might as well prepare a brief statement for your exit. It doesn’t have to be anything profound, but it should probably either be something practical or badass. On the practical side, perhaps something like “Help me!” or “Please don’t kill me!” and on the badass side, “Let’s get this over with.” or “Look out Jesus! Here I come!”

That last one works a lot better if you’re not Christian because it sounds like you’re going to battle Jesus in the afterlife.

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