Well, this is just terrific. It makes the Shake Weight look downright puritanical. I never knew that horseback riding was such a dynamic exercise. And I never realized how ridiculous people look without the horse. It’s perverse in a way that I really can’t speak to. If I had an Asian fetish, I would be too turned on to even type this paragraph. Fortunately, I’m not attracted to anyone but Pacific Islanders, which a lot of people think is like Asian, but really couldn’t be more different.
There’s no part of this video that isn’t oddly mesmerizing. I dare you to not let it hypnotize you.