You gotta love the lack of sense of humor of minor league umpires. When the ballpark DJ in a grueling battle between the Ft. Myers Miracle and Daytona Cubs felt like he was being mocked by the stadium’s playing of “Three Blind Mice,” he flexed all his muscle and sent that DJ home. Which I guess is something that he can do.
Can he send drive time DJs home, too? What abotu Skrillex and Deadmau5? Can he send all DJs home? Cause if he can, you might want to think twice about sending this guy an invite to your wedding.