This picture was taken at the Democratic National Convention. Sure, this guy was probably just being cute and hoping his picture would get on Reddit or something, but I think that he would make a fine employee, following me around, letting everyone know that I’m unhappy with the way everything is. Generally, as the sign says.

I’m unhappy with the way my sandwich is unevenly toasted at Quizno’s, I’m unhappy with the way pedestrians are crossing the street when I have to turn right at an intersection, and I’m unhappy that my iced coffee, which takes two seconds to make (coffee+ice, duh) has to follow fourteen frappaucino orders that have fourteen modifiers, all different, in front of each drink.

This guy would earn his money if he was with me. And if he wasn’t, I would be generally displeased with the state of affairs.

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