I’m completely aware that hurricane Sandy is dangerous, as all storms are. I’m also aware that, at the very least, it’s very inconvenient to millions of people. That said, social media has made me jealous of all the people that get to light candles, get drunk, and miss work. I want to be those people. But I’m on the west coast, where the weather is really nice. It’s terrible. And it makes me feel terrible. I blame Mark Zuckerberg.