It’s tremendously helpful, especially if you’re not as diligent as some in keeping up with the candy exchange rates. For instance, I know it’s really popular right now to buy Smarties on margin using more popular candies like Snickers as collateral, but if tastes change, those calls are going to come, and you’re going to get wiped the eff out. Trade responsibly.
And it’s time to get dressed, unless you, like so many other eager partiers, blew your Halloween wad a little early this year, in which case, you’re probably just looking forward to a few days of rest and recovery. Which is why we’ve engineered a few posts over the next few days to allow you to live vicariously through other revelers, with no damage to your head or liver. It’s the greatest gift since Christmas.
I hope you like costumes. If you don’t, you may want to stay off the Internet for the next week and a half or so. No Facebook, no imgur, no reddit, no nothing. Because it’s going to be like post-debate coverage times a thousand with costumes. Babies in costumes, celebs in costumes, people you don’t know in costumes…it’s a good time of year to be in the costume industry, and a bad time to be on teh Internet talking about things that aren’t costumes.
This has been a public service message.
That’s right. “October” with a “k.” What are you going to do about it? Blame the Germans, not us.
You’d think that with their rich heritage of pounding beer while dressed like adorable figurines that Germans would be able to remain quasi-vertical during celebrations of Oktoberfest. You’d be very wrong, as http://bit.ly/Qy1me2 oh-so-humorously lays out.
Over the course of the year, Virgin Mobile has done a wonderfully stealthy job of promoting their products (at least we think they’re promoting their products) by actually entertaining us by pretty much doing my job for me. Consequently, we at Don Chavez are inclined to throw a little love their way. So if you like what’s behind the link above, there’s a pretty good chace you’ll enjoy their Twitter feed and their Facebook page. BOOM.