Don Chavez

His real name is Daniel de Jesus Elizondo Ramirez, so “El Loco” is just a real timesaver. Also, “El Loco” is apt because this dude is apparently a cartel assassin who has been implicated in the murder of 49 people on behalf of the Zeta cartel in northern Mexico. I’m hesitant to call any man who murders 49 people a “badass,” but it’s reported that, as the authorities were closing in on him, he tossed a grenade at them and opened fire with a rifle.

I’m just saying that would be really, really cool in a movie or video game.

I dont think many of our readers will object to “herrentag,” or “men’s day,” in which men all over the country get drunk and do stupid stuff. Sure, it’s not a huge departure from the behavior of many men, but it’s totally allowed, so…free pass on the stupid behavior. And that truly is the greatest gift of all.

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I mean, if there’s anyone to take love advice from, it’s Lou Ferrigno, right? The Incredible Hulk has taken time out of his schedule to put together a faux-PSA brought to you by the folks at World of Warcraft to toss some statistics your way. The figures are “74% of WoW players are dating other games, while 43% of non-gamers are still single.” Huh. 3/4 of WoW players are in relationships? I had no idea. So if you are looking to bust back into the dating scene, might I suggest locking yourself in a room and playing World of Warcraft for 10 hours a day?

Of course, you don’t need to be looking for love to play World of Warcraft. People in committed relationships and swinging singles can also play. Click here to learn more.

LEAVE TIM TEBOW ALONE! Ashley Madison, the uber classy website that hooks up adults who want to cheat on their wives, has offered a bounty of $1 MM to any woman who can “prove” she slept with Tim Tebow. Why? Who does this benefit? This is skeezy even by my warped standards of right and wrong. Tim Tebow seems to get enough media attention without some stupid website paying people to embarrass him. I hope Ashley Madison goes out of business. And I don’t even like Tebow!

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Slayer makes some of my favorite wines. Granted, I just found out that they make wine about 10 minutes ago, but I can safely say that, without even having tasted their wines that they’re my favorite. The guy from Tool, Maynard, has a winery as well. Metal guys seem to be getting pretty sophisticated.

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