Looks like Victoria Silvstedt is campaigning to be Miss Christmas, or some other useless title along those lines. Newsflash Honey, if you want to win over fans you should make more tropical appearances in a bikini during the Winter months.
I’ll tell you right now that hot pseudo-celeb bikini shots are at a premium right now with Christmas and all. If anyone wanted to carry some easy publicity right into early Spring, now is the time to do it.
More of the Sweden’s mascot and the big guy after the break.
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Paris Hilton is the only person I know that throws a party to celebrate throwing a birthday party. She turns 28 tomorrow, and this weekend she decided to kick things off with a bash at Club Paris, or as she calls it, home.
Simon Rex, aka Dirt Nasty, aka will tug on film for cash, enlightened the crowd with his rap skills, while a gang of Oompa Loompas worked over the ladies in attendance.
No word on whether or not Paris will be throwing a party tonight to celebrate the fact that it’s the 16th day of February.
Over the past month or so there have been rumors circulating that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are planning to try out the whole parenthood thing. I mean it makes sense right? Another kid that Papa Joe can put under his management belt and pad his bank account with.
Well, enter these pictures from some chili cook off that Jessica performed at. One look at this outfit, and any idiot can figure out that Jessica is either eating too many burritos or she’s preggers. That double belt shit isn’t fooling anyone, this isn’t the eighties.
But the real dead give away is the fact that she’s wearing “Mom Jeans”. Sure, you could argue that she was trying to fit in with the chili cook off crowd, but I highly doubt it. She’s just not savvy enough to think like that.
Oh, and I’ve never seen a singer look like they want to blow a microphone so bad.
According to the Sun Times, I swear I’m not gay but do everything possible to show you that I really am gay, celebrity Lindsay Lohan was at the Crimson Lounge in Chicago with gal pal Samantha Ronson. But the big news at this event was that Kyle Orton caught the eye of LiLo (worst celebrity nickname mash-up ever).
Also spied dancing with an attractive blonde at Crimson Lounge: new Bears quarterback Kyle Orton — dubbed ”super-hot” by Lohan, Ronson and Lauper, who all admired the NFL player’s dance-floor moves.
Hands down, if there is one actress-athlete couple that I want to see happen, it’s Lohan and Orton. Hell you could even keep Ronson in the mix just to make a dangerous love triangle. With all the booze and prescribed meds floating around in the relationship, the tabloids would be treated to a Spears like train wreck on a weekly basis.
b/p to myself for finding these pictures of Orton, which may or may not be new to the blogosphere. Nice moobs.