This guy deserves some sort of award. Think about your typical x-game wannabe type video. It’s one spill that is over-exaggerated into a one minute video, when it could be a 10 second clip.
But not this guy. He’s a pro at smashing his nuts on rails and trying to put a dent in the iced over pavement with his head. That my friends is consistency, and you can’t buy it. You can laugh at it, but you certainly can’t buy it.
How misleading was that? A freakin’ exercise ball, not a testicular mashing.
This video was great and all (ha ha, he fell!) but it’s so fake it’s ridiculous. I know this because why else would they video tape this. I mean, sure I video tape myself lying on the couch watch football all weekend, but that’s because some day when I’m a celebrity people will pay for that shit. They’ll be like holy shit, I gotta get me one of those Don Chavez napping on the couch videos.

I think I smell a new meme coming on…pet faceplants.