A-Rod Can’t Handle The Delivery

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In the episode, scheduled to be broadcast on Wednesday at 11 p.m. ET, Cynthia Rodriguez recalls how the 11-time All-Star didn’t come up quite so clutch on Nov. 18, 2004, when Natasha Alexander Rodriguez was delivered into the world.

“As tough and big as he seems, he is real wimpy around doctors or any type of medical situation,” Cynthia Rodriguez said. “I was, like, not even having a baby; he was the one. The one nurse had a cold cloth on his head, the other nurse had the blood pressure on his arm and my mother was like rubbing his back — and he is passed out on a couch.

“And I am there, in the middle of labor, and really, I am not being paid much attention to besides the doctor and a couple of nurses. And he is there, moaning. In between pushing, I am going, ‘Honey, are you OK?’ And are you breathing? Are you OK?’”

You hear that? It’s the sound of Cynthia Rodriguez backing the bus up over A-Rod. I can see right through this and tell that this is just one of many jabs to come at A-Rod as revenge for his promiscuous ways.

So is it now safe to say that A-Rod can’t handle pressure in his personal life as well? He stinks up the Bronx come playoff time, and now we know that he can’t handle the sight of a little blood.

With the Sox-Yankees rivalry at an all-time low, I wouldn’t be surprised to see the Sox fill the field box seats near the Yankees’ dugout with pregnant women. Scratch that. I meant have a woman give birth during a game in the on deck circle.

Cynthia Rodriguez Says Alex is a slouch in the delivery room - MLB

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