Don Chavez

CHARLESTON, S.C. (May 29) - The wife of entertainer Bill Murray has filed for divorce after nearly 11 years of marriage, alleging he abused her and is addicted to sex, marijuana and alcohol.

Jennifer Butler Murray filed divorce papers May 12 in Charleston County. She owns a home on Sullivans Island, S.C., where she lives with the couple’s four children.

The complaint, which was first reported by The Post and Courier of Charleston, claims that Jennifer Murray moved into the Sullivans Island home in 2006 with the couple’s kids due to her husband’s “adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment.”

Are you kidding me? Her complaint is that Big Ern is addicted to sex, marijuana, and alcohol? Marijuna isn’t even a drug. Has Big Ern ever sucked dick for marijuana? Didn’t think so.

The complaint, which doesn’t specify instances of Murray’s alleged marijuana or alcohol use, alleges he would often leave without telling his wife and says he “travels overseas where he engages in public and private altercations and sexual liaisons.”

Liasons? Altercations? Does this mean that Bill Murray regularly flies into Thailand to mud wrestle with bisexual whores? I’m confused and distraught, but feel compelled to post a gallery of Bill Murray liasoning and altercating with people.