Don Chavez

No, not because I’m upset that the Celtics lost. That was all part of the master plan (take two at home, one in L.A., and close it out in game six). I just want a hug from her to see if those milk factories are real. Or maybe I should just call Nick Bollettieri and ask him, because I’m sure he gave her one of those long creepy hugs. Ladies you know what I’m talking about. Any hug over three seconds long is purely sexual.

These photos were taken at the 2008 Dick Vitale Gala, and I had no clue who Nick Bollettieri was until I found these photos. Sorry I’m not a tennis fan. That sport departed from my life when I traded in my velcro sneakers and Jams. Evidently Nick is a big deal in the world of tennis and has trained a bunch of people that I’ve heard of but have never watched play tennis.

As important as Nick seems to the sport of tennis, I get the feeling that most of these people are not so much posing with Nick as he is jumping into their pictures. Take a look at Bobby Knights face. Does that look like the face of a man who is happy to be touched by Nick Bollettieri?

So let’s recap. Bruce Pearl’s girlfriend is hot, Nick Bollettieri is creepy, and Bobby Knight is pissed. Oh, and for good measure I threw in those old grainy bikini shots of Pearl’s girlfriend for comparison.

Bobby Knight gets pissed after the break.