Don Chavez

Boston.com - New England Patriots offensive lineman Nicholas Kaczur had 202 Oxycontin pills imprinted with letters indicating they were Canadian-made stuffed in his pocket when he was arrested by New York State Police in April, according to police reports.

Kaczur told police he bought the pills in Boston from a drug dealer named Danny, but a spokesman for the company that makes the pills and a drug industry specialist said the 202 pills, each marked CDN on one side, were made in Canada and imprinted with those letters to curtail cross-border smuggling of the potent painkiller.

It makes sense right? You get busted for drugs. Blame Canada. You got drunk, stole your mother-in-law’s car, and hit a tree? Blame Canada. You solicit a prostitute only to find out the hard way that it was a transexual, so you get arrested for assault after punching shim in the face? Blame Canada!

When you read the whole article, you end up having to give credit to both sides. Kaczur for saying he bought the pills from some guy named Danny. Although, he would have been smarter to say he bought them off of some guy named Sully just to make 65% of the population in South Boston a suspect.

On the other side of the coin, you have to hand it to Danny, or rather his lawyer, for blaming Canada for the pills. After all, there is noooooo way that Danny could have gone up to Canada and smuggled back a few bags of pills.