Don Chavez

In case you didn’t care notice, the X Games start tonight! What are the X Games you ask? It’s four days of people trying to kill themselves live on ESPN.

I understand that you live a busy life of surfing the Internet from your cubicle, only to go home to a house of screaming kids and a wife that won’t put out. So out of the kindness of my heart, I’ve put together a list of the top ten dirt bike/skateboard/bike accidents. After all, why would you watch the X Games when you could just read this post and get exactly what you’re looking for…nut shots, broken jaws, and some idiot holding a camera saying “Duuuuude are you alright?”

10 - The Nutcracker

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9- Just checking to make sure the fence works

Skater Fence Faceplant - Watch more free videos

8 - Where did that tree come from?

Dirt Bike Wipeout - Watch more free videos

7 - The Skateboard Bitch Slap

6 - The Jawbreaker

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5 - Mopeds are like fat chicks. They’re cool until your friends see you riding one. But what if you had a fat chick riding a moped and she crashed?

4 - This move is called “The Gummy”, because after you complete it you don’t have any teeth left.

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3 - The Rip Van Nutsack

2 - They don’t call it Big Air for nothing

1 - This biker demonstrates a new braking method called “The Face” (Warning, this one is bloody)

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