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Lohan Loves Kyle Orton’s Dance Moves

According to the Sun Times, I swear I’m not gay but do everything possible to show you that I really am gay, celebrity Lindsay Lohan was at the Crimson Lounge in Chicago with gal pal Samantha Ronson. But the big news at this event was that Kyle Orton caught the eye of LiLo (worst celebrity nickname mash-up ever).

Also spied dancing with an attractive blonde at Crimson Lounge: new Bears quarterback Kyle Orton — dubbed ‘’super-hot” by Lohan, Ronson and Lauper, who all admired the NFL player’s dance-floor moves.

Hands down, if there is one actress-athlete couple that I want to see happen, it’s Lohan and Orton. Hell you could even keep Ronson in the mix just to make a dangerous love triangle. With all the booze and prescribed meds floating around in the relationship, the tabloids would be treated to a Spears like train wreck on a weekly basis.

h/t Sports Crackle Pop and the Sun Times

b/p to myself for finding these pictures of Orton, which may or may not be new to the blogosphere. Nice moobs.

Bill Murray Gets Munsoned

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CHARLESTON, S.C. (May 29) - The wife of entertainer Bill Murray has filed for divorce after nearly 11 years of marriage, alleging he abused her and is addicted to sex, marijuana and alcohol.

Jennifer Butler Murray filed divorce papers May 12 in Charleston County. She owns a home on Sullivans Island, S.C., where she lives with the couple’s four children.

The complaint, which was first reported by The Post and Courier of Charleston, claims that Jennifer Murray moved into the Sullivans Island home in 2006 with the couple’s kids due to her husband’s “adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment.”

Are you kidding me? Her complaint is that Big Ern is addicted to sex, marijuana, and alcohol? Marijuna isn’t even a drug. Has Big Ern ever sucked dick for marijuana? Didn’t think so.

The complaint, which doesn’t specify instances of Murray’s alleged marijuana or alcohol use, alleges he would often leave without telling his wife and says he “travels overseas where he engages in public and private altercations and sexual liaisons.”

Liasons? Altercations? Does this mean that Bill Murray regularly flies into Thailand to mud wrestle with bisexual whores? I’m confused and distraught, but feel compelled to post a gallery of Bill Murray liasoning and altercating with people.


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Tricia Walsh-Smith Won’t Go Away

This braud just won’t quit. You probably remember Tricia Walsh-Smith from this sex depraved rant, where she attempted to garner sympathy and pity from the Youtube community. Now she’s back for round two, and she’s pissed that people have been sending her nasty emails!

I’m almost positive that Tricia did this just to document her existence. These rich folks are a strange bunch, and Tricia has just made it a lot harder for hubbie to make her “disappear”.

Tricia Walsh Smith Divorce Tape

Personally I’m a bigger fan of people releasing sex tapes, rather than divorce tapes. I have one thing and one thing only to say to Tricia Walsh Smith. Go sell crazy somewhere else.

Bathing With John Malkovich

Yes, you read that right. This flick is called “Bathing with Bierko”, and personally I wish this was “Bathing with Jessica Biel” or “Showering with Cameron Diaz”, and Bierko was replace with an underpaid blogger whose intials are DC.

Carrot Top Caption Contest

Is Carrot Top on steroids?

I don’t think Carrot Top is even attempting to cover up the steroid use anymore. Drop your caption in the comment box

Jeremy Pivens And Tyson Beckford Bang The Bongos In AC

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These pictures were snapped in Atlantic City by a couple of ring girls after a big fight. If you ask me, Jeremy Pivens looks like a douche bag in these pictures. I was going to say the biggest douche bag in the entire club, but that was until I saw Tyson Beckford with a firebush on his chin.

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Dave Navarro Likes To Suck Face With Fans

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Dave Navarro has no self respect. Sit back, enjoy the show, and try not to puke in your mouth.

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Ernie Boch Jr. Your Full Service Auto Dealer

Unless you are from the Boston area, you probably don’t know local car czar Ernie Boch Jr. He inherited a string of car delearships, is the New England distributor of Subaru vehicles, and there are claims that he is a billionaire.

The guy is harmless with the exception of his advertising campaigns. You simply can’t go a single day without coming across some sort of an annoying Boch ad. As you would expect, it would only be a matter of time before a youtube spoof would surface, along with a few interesting pictures. Looks like if you “Come on down” you might get more than you bargained for!

Sidenote: I’m pretty sure this isn’t Boch’s wife

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Donald Trump Parties With Underage Girls

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Thedirty.com broke this story when a member of the Dirty Army sent in some photos of Patriots wide receiver CJ Jones party during Super Bowl week with a 17-year old braud. They also uncovered a bunch of photos of her modeling at a Trump Vodka party with nothing but panties and bodypaint on. Now the Trumpster is in hot water as everyone wants his toupee on a stick.

Check out the whole saga at The Dirty