This shows you just how boring the Olympics can become, especially when you are on assignment to cover them live. L.A. Times columnist Bill Plaschke happened upon a giant statue of Shaquille O’Neal and felt compelled to bow down and worship the last man that was able to bring an NBA championship to the city of Los Angeles. This would have been a whole lot more interesting if Bill had walked around to the back of the statue and found the button that makes Shaq say “Kobe, how’s my ass taste?” in Chinese.
P.S. The Chinese aren’t the only ones with a statue of Shaq. Shaq-fu himself has one in his backyard, which you can see here.
Vanessa Raia sexy pictures - Gorilla Mask
Some dude won a bunch of gold medals? - With Leather
Marian Mantega in Maxim - Camel Tap
The “I Love Money” elimnation - Celebridiot
Send this to that chick you used to date that loved to tan - Afro Jacks
Olivia Munn breast massage (vid!) - Double Viking
The farting preacher - Comedy
Assaulting women at Comic Con is not cool - Bam Kapow
Alyssa Milano visits the boys in blue - Banned In Hollywood
10 guys I’d like to beat up - Uncoached
Mini golf accident - Yep Yep
11 performances that rival Michael Phelps Olympic performance - The Angry T
Kentucky girl gets kicked out of mall for wearing a short skirt - Blog of Hilarity
Winchboarding in a Vegas pool - Mac Gs World
Party’s over at Playboy Mansion - Derober
Cindy Margolis has velcro nips - Flatusyahu
5 Olympic photos not to be missed - Bright Black Internet
Virginia Tech football preview - Loser with Socks
Summerslam review and commentary - Epic Carnival
Lucy Becker smokeshow pics - Next Round
Could blogging be the reason Brett Favre is a Jet? - Macho Chip
Meet Barbi Ash - HGOM
Michael Phelps recently told NBC that he’s consuming about 12,000 calories per day, and his diet consists of the following…
Breakfast: 3 fried egg sandwiches, 2 cups coffee, 5-egg omlette, bowl of grits, 3 pieces of french toast, 3 chocolate chip pancakes
Lunch: 1 pound pasta, 2 ham and cheese sandwiches, energy drink (1,000 calorie)
Dinner: 1 pound pasta, 1 large pizza, energy drink (1,000 calorie)
We’ll I’m here to step in and tell you about you’re better suited with the new and improved blogger diet. For the first time every, I’ve documented what has driven tens of thousands of bloggers through countless hours of searching for new Erin Andrews pictures. Read the rest of this entry »
What better way to end an illustrious NFL career than by jumping straight into the flare business. Former NFL, linebacker Junior Seau has done just that.
Utilizing poor judgement, Reebok has decided to sell a Monopoly themed sneaker this Fall. Without a doubt, these are the ugliest sneakers I have ever seen, but I’m sure they’ll make for some great trash talking on the court.
It won’t be long before you hear the following on the basketball court, and it will actually make sense…
- Do not pass go, do not collect $200 bitch! (after a block)
- Your handle is so loose, you’re giving the ball away like community chest. (after a steal)
- You owe me $100 in rent (because you really owe the guy $100 in rent)
With a vertical leap of 4.5″, I’m not sure how this guy ends up eating pavement. What I do know is that this faceplant video ends with the obligatory, “Duuuuuude”.
If you’ve ever played contact football, you’re probably familiar with what is commonly known as the “Fuck your buddy” pass. Execution is simple, as you take a few steps back, let the pigskin fly, and as soon as your receiver touches the ball he gets laid out by a rabid defensive back. However, when in short supply of a hard hitting defender, the next best thing is to lead your teammate into a 2 foot wide metal pole.
Natalie Gulbis showing a little skin - Busted Coverage
Mister Rogers is freakin scary - On 205th
Dancing with the Kardashian - Cuzoogle
Probably the #1 reason to buy a yacht - Brahsome
Iphone app scams douchebag for $999 - Tasty Booze
5 worst product rebrandings - Banned in Hollywood
Douchebags at the gym. You know who you are. - Uncoached
Mexican lady fights off lion with machette. - The Angry T
F-bomb dropped on ESPN - Yep Yep
I gotta agree, I’d love to see some kangaroo boxing - Blog of Hilarity
Calvin and Jobs - Mac Gs World
Britney Spears to play fat lesbian stripper in film - Derober
This chick is organic Viagra. - Flatusyahu
Mena Suvari has a bad hair day - BBI
Derek Jeter is having the worst year of his life - Epic Carnival
Mister Carter spoof with Jay Z - Comedy
New entrant to the Spank Bank: Brittany Anne - Gorilla Mask
Kim Kardashian bikini pics (NEW) - Double Viking
Big Ten football as Lollapalooza acts - Boosh Magazine
Brianna Frost makes your screen melt - Phil Knows Best
Looks like Brett Favre is signing up to have his ass whooped by the Patriots twice this season, and John Madden couldn’t be happier. He’s so happy that he accidentally left his webcamera on, and we were able to capture his reaction to the news.
