And I’m not referring to the video. I could care less about soccer, MLS, Mr. Posh Spice, our anything else affiliated with the game. However, you throw in a pair of chicks with some big cans, and suddenly you have my attention.
Sam Keller might not be drafted this weekend. Sam Keller might make a career out of holding a football on extra points. Sam Keller’s worst days are better than your best days because his girlfriend is a hot piece of ass, and she loves the camera.
The United States Post Office will be issuing a commemorative Randy Moss envelope bearing his headshot and a Charleston postmark. Only 5,000 envelopes will be printed, and will be available throughout the West Virginia at $6 a piece.
“Randy Moss is to football what Tiger Woods is to golf,” said District Manager Karen Schenck, who will make a presentation to Moss. “The Postal Service wanted to honor Mr. Moss, so we designed a commemorative envelope as a fitting tribute to his many talents.”
I don’t agree with Karen when she said that Randy is the Tiger Woods of golf, but don’t tell that to the girls below. From the looks of it, they’ll lick anything with a picture of Randy on it.
Spygate has pitted the entire country against the New England Patriots. In light of this, the Kraft family has had bigger problems, like where do you keep all of those enormous Super Bowl rings? According to these photos taken inside of a suite at Fenway Park, it looks like someone figured out a nice place to keep their ring safe. I’ll leave the speculation up to you guys.