When I saw these pictures, it got me wondering. When is Jennifer Aniston finally going to gear down for Hef? She’s not getting any younger, and still in her prime. Bikini shots are nice and all, but let’s get down to brass tacks here. We’re not interested in these pictures because we want to know if she had chicken salad or PB and J for lunch.
Hef, if you have an ounce of pussy power left in the decrepit pinky of yours, you’ll make this happen.
It’s inevitable that it happens to you at some point. You’re abusing yourself to your favorite Gonzo porn tape, when suddenly you think you saw your favorite celebrity before they were a star. Is it possible that Salma Hayek worked her way onto the set of “Desperado” after a brief stop in Porn Valley? Yes. Likely? No. But in your mind’s eye does it really matter?
Naturally, I felt obliged to put together a list of porn stars that resemble celebrities for you. If you think you have an addition to the list, drop it in the comment box or email it to me.
13 years 349 days 20 hours and 12 minutes for this Mexican. Seriously though, couldn’t they have put together a better group of celebrities for this piece? They probably had to put Paris Hilton , Britney Spears, and Lance Bass on the cutting room floor after they dropped single digits on the camera crew.
First off, this video is NSFW. It’s about two dozen of your favorite celebrities dropping F bombs for the camera.
With that being said, I’d like to throw my hat in the ring and give my vote to “fuck”. Ultimately, it works in any situation and gets the point across. If I were stuck with only one curse word for the rest of my life it would be “fuck”. Without a doubt, it is the Leatherman of curse words and is appropriate to describe anything from pleasure, anger, to sarcasm.
In case you missed it, here’s the Britney Spears Dateline interview with Matt Lauer. Best line of the whole clip is “I don’t respond to trash, I just marry it”. Poor Britney.
Every wonder what it’s like to be a retired football coach? If you’re Jimmy Johnson I guess it means a lot of fishing and hanging out with Terry Bradshaw, Bill Belichick, and Leanne Tweeden.
The most disturbing thing is Jimmy’s webshots username???? buttercup1105, was Sally1105 already taken?
With a little bit of google research, it turns out that buttercup stems from his Teacup Yorkie named Buttercup, who he’d put in the dog hall of fame with Lassie and Rin Tin Tin.
Also, be sure to checkout his friend’s mlb2992 album
I was digging back through kentuckyderby.com and the “who do you like” section. When I came to 2002, I came across this guy labeled “Joe Ugly”.
In reality, he is Joe Reitman who married and divorced ”American Pie” star Shannon Elizabeth. Although, kentuckyderby.com is stating the obvious, it’s still pretty funny that this has never been corrected.
To keep the men happy, here is Shannon Elizabeth’s personal home page.
Star Jones claims to be an intelligent woman, yet for whatever reason her research on the 2006 Kentucky Derby was a little bit off.
She seemed quite happy that she used the phrase “exacta box”, but then goes on to say that she would “put some money on a 50-1 shot because you never know, could be Giacomo this time, you never know.”
Click here to listen to Star Jones
Star has already put in her pick for next year….she’ll be rooting for Smarty Jones.
How does the saying go? “If the bridle doesn’t fit, you must acquit.”
The Boston Herald has reported that O.J. Simpson is once again at Churchill Downs, and his pick for the 2006 Kentucky Derby is none other than Lawyer Ron.
”Man, I love lawyers, so I’m gonna bet Lawyer Ron. If his name was Lawyer Johnnie I’d bet my house on him.”
If you believe in Karma, and were planning on betting on Lawyer Ron….well sorry! Ladies beware, in case you don’t recognize him, his signature move is to order a screwdriver by saying “I’ll have a vodka and OJ”.
“Thanks, everybody, for joining us. I have to go and bet against Paris on American Idol.”
Andy Beyer at the end of his chat with racing fans on drf.com
