Rewind a few days ago, and Angelica Carrera made her DonChavez.com debut. Apparently my readers are into former NBA cheerleaders who have moved onto a career of airbrushed modeling photos and go-go dancing. Hey, I’m not complaining.
To all the fans of the Dallas Mavericks out there, I offer my condolences. There’s nothing worse then having your favorite team ousted from the first round of the NBA playoffs in five games. I don’t know what to say, other than, the only thing that makes you winners in my book is your hot cheerleading squad. And so I leave you with these photos of Sunni and the girls to contemplate over the long off-season.
Mavs Ousted in 5 - Yahoo Sports
Gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to former Golden State Warrior Dance Team member Angelica Carrera. After viewing this video, my pants fit a little bit tighter, and I think that all retiring NBA dancers should submit a similar video to Youtube before moving onto a modeling/stripping career. Also, let it be noted that Ms. Carrera is not only a former Warrior girl and model, but she also makes a wonderful cup holder as well.
As I was trolling the Internet looking for the next cheerleading scandal, I happened upon the Denver Nuggets website. Unlike most NBA franchises, the Nuggets have chosen to publish the full names of their dance team members, making it very easy to find pictures of their extra-curricular activities. The problem is, the dancers’ antics don’t come close to those of the Royal Court Dancers or the Washington Wizards Tubettes.
I also happened to notice that they hired a monkey to Photoshop the cleavage on Kimberley Bull. I don’t claim to be a master of graphic art, but this guy couldn’t decided on whether or not to give her Tori Spelling cleavage or Jennifer Tilly cleavage.
Just a tip for next year, spend more time photoshopping above the neck.
I’m keeping my fingers crossed that Donchavez.com stays up long enough for everyone to get a glimpse at this post. I just found out that NBA.com is holding the 2008 Dance Team Tournament, and guess who gets my first round vote tomorrow (Friday March 14th)? That’s right, your favorite dance team and mine, the Sacramento Kings Royal Court!
Anything short of a dance team bracket championship will be nothing but a disappointment. Last year the ladies made it to the elite eight, where they lost to the Denver squad by a mere 6%. With the way these girls party, we know for a fact that they got hosed last year.
So now it’s up to you, the readers of Donchavez.com to get the word out there to vote for the Sacramento Kings Dance Team. Email your friends, send out bulletins on Facebook and Myspace, Digg this post, and post a link on any message boards you belong to. Who knows, maybe the girls will release some more classy photos after they steamroll the through each round with 97% of the vote?
If you need a reminder of why the pole dancers of Sacramento should win this years tournament, take a look at this post.
The Wizards Dance Team has now stepped into the ring with the Kings Dancers. The West Coast might bring booze, implants and g-strings, but it looks like the East Coast counters with some hazing and a behind the scenes look at their calendar photoshoot.
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