4 Aug, 2008
This has to be my favorite story of the past week. It’s a story of Rednecks, a $10 bill, and my beer of choice as an underage high school lad looking to drop panties on the weekend.
Grady “Skip” Wilburn Dollar, 64, was accused of stabbing Mickey Joe Hill, 37, during a dispute early Thursday, said Sgt. Mark Richard of the Lawrence County Sheriff’s Department.
Richard said the two men had been drinking together when Dollar gave Hill $10 and told him to go to the store for more. Richard said Hill brought back only four cans of Natural Light, a low-cost brand, and Dollar got mad that he didn’t get more for his money.
“He said, ‘For $10 you could have gotten a half case,’” said Richard. “Four cans of Natural Light only cost $3 or $4.”
I must be out of touch with reality, because last I checked a twelver of Natty Light was taking $8 a night out of my pizza fund, so Hill either drank some of the beers, pocketed the change, or bought a pack of Old Golds.
Naturally, Dollar did what any of us would have done. He went into the kitchen, grabbed a butcher knife, and stabbed Hill. Luckily for Hill (Lieutenant Nordberg?), the knife missed every major organ and he’s expected to recover and go back to a life of cheap beer drinking.
Alabama man stabbed over cheap beer - Boston.com
11 Jun, 2008
From the blog Roto-World comes the story of a group of guys who love porn and the Red Sox. Said guys go to a Sox game and sit behind the bull pen. One guy just happens to have a stack of 4×6 glossies of his ex-wife in his pocket (who doesn’t at Fenway?) and decides to share them with his friends. Before you know it, one of the pictures gets airmailed into the bullpen and a bond is formed. Jonathon Papelbon and the rest of the bullpen crew couldn’t be happier and return the favor with the ball pictured above.
22 Apr, 2008
I don’t know the back story to this, but I’d lay 1-10 odds that Butch Stearns of Fox 25 news in Boston is on another planet in this picture. If his face doesn’t say it, then the “we got ya” look on everyone else in the photo does.
Bravo Mr. Stearns. I have a new found respect for you sir. Now if we could just find a shot of John Dennis in this condition?
Note: After looking at the enlarged picture, this appears to have been taken at The Place. Just read the writing on the Chris Berman poster. I don’t know why, but somehow Chris Berman always has a hand in shit like this.
24 Mar, 2008
With opening day rapidly approaching, I’d just like to take this opportunity to let Hank Steinbrenner and Yankee Nation know how Derek Jeter spent his off-season. Everyone knows that the best way prepare for a championship run is to pass out poolside after downing some Grey Goose and a few Coronas.
If the blonde on the left looks familiar, it’s because Brett Michael’s sent her ass packing on the latest episode of “Rock of Love 2″.
