Monday Morning Hangover Dumper

Erin Andrews’ skirt can’t get any higher - Busted Coverage
All hail the bikini calendar - On 205th
Jodie Marsh busting out all over the place - Camel Tap
Salma Hayek ginourmous cleavage on TV - DJ Mick
Mariah Carey’s money makers - Hollywood Tuna
When awkward happens: Masturbation - Tasty Booze
Just another reason to miss college - Uncoached

These shirts are pretty damn funny - Better Than Pants
Top 5 post-apocalyptic moments - YepYep
The Palin porn has been cast - Blog of Hilarity
A-Rod and Madge reunite. Tom Brady is jealous. - Derober
Strip Monopoly anyone? - BBI
SEC power poll - Loser with Socks
7 things rappers can talk about in the recession - Comedy

Speechless Dumper

After I found this picture I thought about retiring from the Internet for good. I have no clue as to what is going to top this picture unless someone like Vida Guerra stands emailing me candid ass shots. I might have to make this the permanent picture for the dumper segment.

Britney Spears parading around with pokies - Camel Tap
The hottest chick to ever attend SUNY-Fredonia - Busted Coverage
Liz Hurley still looks hot. Always will. - On 205th
The best of Hank Moody (Californication) - Cuzoogle
A preview of the Simpsons premier episode - Brahsome
One of the best robbery stories I’ve ever read - Tasty Booze

Hey, your mom emailed me and said to have you visit this site.
Video of a hot chick with big guns - Phil Knows Best
30 NFL SI covers that represent the league - Uncoached
Amazing accident compilation video - Yep Yep
Lisa Snowden has huge cans - Blog of Hilarity

Bill O’Reilly dishes - Derober
Love is blind - BBI
The human highlight maker - Loser with Socks
11 NFL careers that history won’t be kind to - Epic Carnival
Travis Henry, drug Kingpin - Next Round
You should always practice safe catapulting - Macho Chip
A little road trip to U. of Michigan diary - Boosh Magazine

Did anyone play Palin Bingo last night? - College OTR
Cheerleading catching on in India. Go figure. - With Leather
A really bad family Halloween costume idea - Afro Jacks
Natasja gears down for PETA - Celebridiot
Tyra Banks bathing - Comedy

Red Is My New Favorite Color Dumper

A lesson learned from Duck Tales - Camel Tap
Hey Grandma, how about doing a kegstand? - Busted Coverage
Danielle Lloyd almost shows you everything - On 205th
Time for 2008-09 NBA predictions - Cuzoogle
Levi’s jeans and the trouser snake - Brahsome
Presidents get drunk just like you and I - Tasty Booze
So dude that dates Lohan wears a bikini. Really? - Banned in Hollywood
Sarah Palin mosaic made from porn - Buzz Pirates
Better than pants? I’ll say. - Funny Shirts

Why haven’t they changed the mascot for South Carolina? - Uncoached
Patriots QB gets hazed - Yep Yep
Kim K booted from DWTS - Derober
The most expensive blog ever sold - BBI
Knick City Dancers had a photo shoot - Epic Carnival
Travis Henry goes skiing. No, not the sport. - Macho Chip
Michigan has $40k video game archive…for “research” - College OTR

Saw V trailer - Celebridiot
Get your 2009 naked clown calendar! - Afro Jacks
Romo-Simpson to marry? - With Leather
T.O. likes to have sleep overs - NFL Juice
Get ready for the VP debate - Comedy
A ton of motivational posters - PixAve
Man gives shark ass kicking of it’s life - Asylum
Dancing and booty shaking. Nice. - The Bachelor Guy

Tight Ass Pants Dumper

Female curlers gear down for calendar - Busted Coverage
Interesting. It’s a hot chick in a bikini. - On 205th
Your guide to sports facial hair - The Bachelor Guy
I wonder if this is an indication of how the South will vote - Comedy
No clue why people do this crap - Afro Jacks
The funniest shirts on the Internet
Jessica Simpson shakes her booty - Celebridiot
TV shows that need to end - Cuzoogle
Kids chair gone all wrong - Tasty Booze
It’s about time someone questions the NBA - Uncoached
Roof surfing anyone? - Yep Yep
NBA dance team tryouts! - The Angry T
3 categories of celeb sex tapes - Next Round

Just Stretching Out Dumper

One sexy wedding dress - Camel Tap
Some hot models pose in their favorite jerseys - Busted Coverage
Kendra Wilkinson shows some skin in public - On 205th
Floridians are crazy - Tasty Booze
Do yourself a favor and buy yourself a clean shirt.
The best sports video compilation ever - Uncoached
Hugh Hefner’s long list of poon - Yep Yep
Kiefer Sutherland has image issues - Blog of Hilarity
Chili eating contest kills man - BBI
Tebow is a little bitch - Loser with Socks
Olivia Munn, her boobs, and a bong - Epic Carnival
One of the funniest shirts I’ve seen in a while.
Shanda Panda, another hot Myspace chick - Phil Knows Best
Danielle Lloyd makes sexy time for Load Magazine - Hollywood Tuna

Camera Dumper

In case you didn’t know, the new Sony Cybershot comes with this cool camera holder.

Marisa Miller looking hot in and out of her bikini - Donchavez.net
Jets tailgate car-beque - Busted Coverage
Salma Hayek skinny dipping - on 205th
Ben Gordon does not want to rock the boat - Cuzoogle
Booze Haikus - Tasty Booze
Scarlett Johansson is off the market - Brahsome
T-shirt of the day: Major League Pornstar

Old lady crashes down escalator - Camel Tap
When Milfs attack - Banned in Hollywood
10 incredible acting performances by musicians - Uncoached
Brett Favre’s top 10 career sidekicks - Yep Yep
Morning POA Traci Bingham - The Angry T
Stage fright? Don’t think so. - Afro Jacks
Another Sarah Palin SNL skit - Comedy
That’s what she said - BTP

High Five Dumper

Nicolette Sheridan bikini candids - Sexy pics
Fat tourist gets knocked out - Camel Tap
Crazy pilot buzzes the tower - Attu World
10 ways Rock Band II will change the world - Holy Taco
One of the best football hits ever - Busted Coverage
Cheryl Tweedy made a calendar. - On 205th
Raptors unveil a third jersey - Cuzoogle

A must have for any NE Patriots hater - Better Than Pants
Contemplating a players at bat music - Brahsome
Flaming shot gone wrong - Tasty Booze
If LA had a football team - Banned in Hollywood
Larry Johnson loves women - Uncoached

Most/least respected things in the U.S. - Yep Yep
Matt Millen is looking for work. - The Angry T
The most awesome man alive - Blog of Hilarity
A crazy football catch - Mac Gs World
MMMM. Jordan. I mean Katie Price. Whatever. Boobs. - Derober
Boyfriend 5.0 vs. Husband 1.0 - BBI

10 fun facts about the Matt Millen tragedy - Epic Carnival
Nothing beats the gift of crabs - Next Round
Baron Davis is on the cheeseburger diet - Macho Chip
Amandine would tear you apart - HGOM
How to lose friends and alienate people - Boosh Magazine
Naked clown calendar scares everyone - College OTR

Sand goatse - Afro Jacks
I piss excellence - Better Than Pants
ER kills off fan favorite - Celebridiot
The best quotes from the Rolling Stone comedy issue - Comedy
Michael Vick’s shit up for auction - With Leather

I Think I Just Puked In My Mouth Dumper

Sorry, I had to post that picture of the most disgusting ass I’ve ever laid eyes on. Don’t worry, I’ve made up for it by posting some Keeley Hazzell photos at the bottom of the Dumper.

“I Da Hoe” scandalous cheerleader outfits - Busted Coverage
Just how big can Kim Kardashian’s ass get? - On 205th
Hello ladies! - DC Hot links
12 vintage cigarette ads that wouldn’t cut it now - Camel Tap
The Pussy Cat Dolls look hot - DC Hot Links
How many hot chicks are on this season of Survivor? - Cuzoogle
Chicks in sports jersies - Uncoached
Martha Stewart likes them big - Blog of Hilarity

There’s Nothing Tasteful About This Dumper

America’s hottest 18 yr. old co-ed - Busted Coverage
Doutzen Kroes rocks a bikini - On 205th
7 irritating NBA players - Cuzoogle
Kim Kardashian does the rump and pump - Donchavez.net
Plaxico Burress does what he wants, when he wants - Brahsome
Dad’s driving lessons - Tasty Booze

Kick Ass set photos - Bam Kapow
Dancing with the Stars elimination - Celebridiot
How about some unintentional porn (SFW)? - Camel Tap
Introducting the New York Jest! - Banned in Hollywood
5 people that guys want off TV - Uncoached
Emo cows - Yep Yep

A song for every NFL team - The Angry T
Ryder cup WAG: unspankable - Flatusyahu
Birds eye view of the globe - BBI
Rumors for all of you UT fans out there - Loser with Socks
10 upcoming sports flicks to miss - Epic Carnvial
Mediocre NFL players and hot chicks. They just belong together. - Next Round

Cuban wrestling champ takes on the cops - Macho Chip
Song that inspire everyone to sing in a bar - Boosh Magazine
PETA pushes boob milk on Ben and Jerry’s - College OTR
Oktoberfest pics (somewhat NSFW) - Damn Cool Pics
Dream house for sale - Dirt Gets Wet
Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! - Bdel
How to split drywall - Comedy
Mullet madness at Lambeau Field - NFL Juice
The worst tattoo ever - Afro Jacks

PSA: The Casting Couch Is Open

Well it’s not that kind of casting couch. In my never ending quest to quit my job and spend my days sleeping, blogging, watching TV and eating Doritos on the couch, I have revamped DonChavez.NET, and I’m looking to see what my readers think is funny.

It’s free to open an account, and there’s even an RSS feed that you can subscribe to so you don’t miss any of the funny and sexy stuff that gets submitted.

The way it works is pretty simple. Just open an account and you can submit up to five links a day. If it’s funny/sexy it will make it onto the front page. If it’s really funny/sexy, it will make it to into the next day’s “Dumper” segment.

Also, scientific research has shown that guys who submit to link dumps get laid 95% more often than guys who don’t. I don’t know what you’re waiting for, start submitting.