Meet the Jackass of the Month

A rugrat
There he is, Mr. A. Rugrat himself. He sent this to the girls and said it was his “sorry suit”.

Anyone think that the “sorry suit” will work for him?  He’s finally spoken up to defend himself in the comment section.

I’ve added an update to the whole situation in the previous post.  Check it out here , it’s at the bottom of the post.

 

Jackass of the Month Award

This has nothing to do with horse racing, but it’s still worthy of the Jackass of the Month award. I happen to personally know one of the parties involved, so I have the backstory.

The short of it is that my friend and his buddies were out drinking and met a couple of girls and seemed to hit it off. About a week later, two of the guys were emailing back and forth about the girls, and my friend accidentally forwarded their whole conversation to one of the girls.

These are the emails between the two guys that were accidentally forwarded to the girls…

—–Original Message—–
From: A. Rugrat

Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:26 AM

To: Mueller, D

Subject: RE: email

OH MY! DID YOU SEE WHAT I FORWARDED !!! OMG SO BAD.. SORRY MAN!

—–Original Message—–
From: Mueller, D

Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:21 AM

To: A. Rugrat

Subject: RE: email

HAAAA!!!! That is too funny! I’d wear it out every weekend! By the way were you barefoot during the dance off? I was looking at the pictures and I could have swore you were pulling a Huckle Berry Finn out there.

—–Original Message—–

From: A. Rugrat

Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:19 AM

To: Mueller, D

Cc: Missa; Stacey (THE GIRLS)

Subject: RE: email

Wow, check it out, Josh Beckett guy already has a Mad Dancer Long-sleeve. These things are going to sell like hot-cakes.

—–Original Message—–
From: Mueller, D

Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:08 AM

To: A. Rugrat

Subject: RE: email

Today is actually the first day that I’m not real sore from that fiasco. So when are you meeting up with that girl?

—–Original Message—–

From: A. Rugrat

Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:02 AM

To: Mueller, Dennis

Subject: RE: email

You won’t have to, I’ll be there too challenging you to a dance-off.

—–Original Message—–

From: Mueller, Dennis

Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:58 AM

To: A. Rugrat

Subject: RE: email

I’ll hunt you down if you do.

—–Original Message—–

From: A. Rugrat

Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:57 AM

To: Mueller, Dennis

Subject: RE: email

I’m going to tell her where you work.

—–Original Message—–

From: Mueller, Dennis

Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:51 AM

To: A. Rugrat

Subject: RE: email

I’m actually working all weekend so I can’t do it this weekend- I told her I was going out of town and that we would hook up the following weekend. (I don’t need her and her crew coming in there all hammered bothering me).

—–Original Message—–

From: A. Rugrat

Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:43 AM

To: Mueller, Dennis

Subject: RE: email

Nice kid! I want to lay some pipe man. They want to meet up this weekend, I’m game kid, game.

—–Original Message—–

From: Mueller, Dennis

Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:38 AM

To: A. Rugrat

Subject: RE: email

Very nice!!

You should see some of the exchanges in the emails…spanking, cracking walnuts with thighs, holding certain positions for a long period of time, ect! I think we need to meet up with these chicks at some point- I think we stumbled across a sure thing…..absolutely filthy.

—–Original Message—–

From: A. Rugrat

Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:04 AM

To: Mueller, Dennis

Subject: RE: email

Absolutely, I’m actually emailing the other one. I think she wants the rug rocket.

—–Original Message—–

From: Mueller, Dennis

Sent: Wednesday, June 14, 2006 12:10 PM

To: A. Rugrat

Subject: email

Rugrat, HA!! Are you emailing that chick as well?

HERE ARE THE RESPONSES FROM THE GIRLS AFTER SEEING THE ABOVE EMAILS….

Righty aka Rugrat, That sh*t was just plain rude…..whatever though…..I don’t know you enough to care - If you really got to know us you would never say those kinds of things…….

—–Original Message—–

From: A. Rugrat

Sent: Thu 6/15/2006 9:39 AM

To: Stacey

Subject: RE: email

I am a righty, not a lefty, just for the record….

—–Original Message—–

From: Stacey

Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2006 9:21 AM

To: A. Rugrat

Subject: RE: email

wow - your pretty stupid to forward this one to me and Missa - oh well, guys suck as usual!

hopefully you can find some absolutely filthy chicks to lay some pipe - maybe your left hand will do the job as it probably has been for the

past few months…thought you were cool, but…guess not…

The final email from one of the girls…..

I dont really have any reason to be upset with you. Youre not the one who said all those horrible things about me, youre just the one who allowed me to see what your friend said. It sucks, I really liked your friend. Im just the idiot who actually thought he might be interested back, not just trying to hook up with a “sure thing.”

For the record, neither me or Stacey is a “sure thing,” or even close. And we certainly dont go get our crew hammered and then go “bother” people. You guys just seemed to be super cool and very, very funny. Stacey and I and the rest of “my crew” simply enjoy having fun and laughing, thats all. And when we find other cool, fun people to have fun with, even better. But never in a million years would I expect to be so degraded and talked about so badly, even by two guys just trying to talk tough or whatever it was you were doing.

So thats what guys do?? They talk about how nasty and skanky some girls they just met must be? You know, its always been difficult for me to trust men because of past events, but my opinion has just been downgraded. I cant imagine why it would even be cool for a guy to brag about meeting some “sure thing” skank.

In fact, I cant understand why a decent guy would even waste his time talking to a girl he thought was like that. Thats just gross.

Its just really too bad. I really liked your friend there. Apparently the feeling was anything but mutual. I feel like a total idiot. It makes me wonder how many other guys out there assume Im some sure thing drunk skank. Not exactly the image I was shooting for. But at least now Im aware of what guys must think. That certainly knocks me down a few notches.

****UPDATE****
From: A. Rugrat

To: The girls

So, now that we got that out of the way, what are you guys up to this weekend? I’ll buy the condoms if you want to hang out. Just throwing it out there.

From: One of the girls

To: A. Rugrat

you are pretty funny - MAYBE that’ll make up for you blatant rudeness and lack of respect!

Man wins Kentucky Derby “Super Challenge” and jackass of the month award

Ronald RodriguezRonald Rodriguez of Chicago was announced as the winner of the Kentucky Derby “Super Challenge” and claimed the $10,000 first place prize.  By correctly choosing the first four finishers of the Kentucky Derby in order, Rodriguez edged out a competitor via the tie break system.

Congratulation to Ronald, be he made a major blunder…he didn’t bet his own ticket!  If he had played his picks straight up for $1, he would have cashed a winning ticket for over $29,000…resulting in over $39,000 of winnings for the day.

As a result, Ronal wins the first ever Donchavez.com “Jackass of the Month” award.