It’s every blogger’s worst nightmare. You’re blogging in the nude and you snap a picture of something cool to put on your site. Suddenly your family calls you in a frenzy asking why you posted a picture of your junk, and your world comes crashing down.
And so goes the story of Chris Cooley. The poor guy could catch the game winning touchdown in the Super Bowl, and everyone will still remember him for posting his junk. Personally, I don’t see what all the fuss is about though. He pulls this stuff all the time, and naturally I have the photographic evidence.
Tom Brady has torn his ACL. He probably tore his medial meniscus and medial collateral ligament as well. I may or may not have chosen Sports Medicine as my career choice, and I unfortunately saw the injury in person from a stone throw away.
Potential breaking news update coming later, depending on how drunk I can get a certain someone and get them to open their mouth. If not, I’ll just post some hot cheerleader pics tomorrow.
Love,
DC
P.S./Update….I don’t care what anyone says, this injury is worse than a torn ACL.
What better way to end an illustrious NFL career than by jumping straight into the flare business. Former NFL, linebacker Junior Seau has done just that.
Looks like Brett Favre is signing up to have his ass whooped by the Patriots twice this season, and John Madden couldn’t be happier. He’s so happy that he accidentally left his webcamera on, and we were able to capture his reaction to the news.
ST. PETERSBURG - Bucs safety Donte Nicholson got into a scuffle with security guards outside a bar early Sunday and was shot with an electric stun gun twice before he was arrested, according to the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office.
Nicholson, 26, was charged with battery and resisting arrest without violence, both misdemeanors. He was released from the Pinellas County Jail within hours of his arrest after posting $300 bail.
The scuffle broke out at The Venue, a nightclub at 2675 Ulmerton Road, where Nicholson and his roommate, Torrey Robinson, 31, had been socializing, Sgt. Jim Bordner said.
It was closing time, and Robinson, who was outside the club, tried to re-enter, but that is not allowed under club policy, Bordner said. Robinson claimed he was a Buccaneers player as he flashed an expensive watch, hitting one of the security guards in the face with it, Bordner said.
I love incidents like these. You know, the ones where someone pulls the old, “Do you know who I am?” line, the cops says no, and then the cop introduces the douchebag to his tazer.
I know what you’re going to say. Another set of cheerleader pictures Don Chavez?
In an effort to keep the peace with America’s Hat, I’ve decided to offer up some photos of an NFL cheerleader to balance things out. I guess I’m sort of like the United Nations, only there’s nothing sovereign about my apartment.
So I’m not sure how many of these girls are actually Miami Dolphins cheerleaders, but the photos were labeled with the name (deleted), there were girls dressed in Miami Dolphin Cheerleader uniforms in what appears to be their locker room, and when I went to the Fins website, they had a cheerleader named (deleted, you’ll have to figure it out on your own) that looked like one of these girls. So I dusted off my jump to conclusions mat, and decided that this girl cheers for the Fins, and is worthy of bring it on status.
If anyone is feeling ambitious out there, feel free to try and match up some more of the faces in the pictures after the break with the cheerleading roster pics.
I just wanted to let everyone in Pittsburgh know that Big Ben is your homey. If you ever need a hook up on some gold by the foot to wear around your neck, just let him know.
Sun Chronicle - Master thieves operating with military-like precision broke into a city jewelry company, stealing up to $2 million in gold, diamonds and jewelry - including New York Giants Super Bowl rings - in one of the largest heists in Attleboro history.
The burglary occurred sometime over the weekend at E.A. Dion at 33 Franklin McKay Drive, and is under investigation by city police detectives.
The perpetrators disabled the building’s alarm system, cut a hole in the roof and made off with a safe that weighed at least 1,000 pounds, police said.
All I can say is that this is impressive, I’m talking “The Thomas Crown Affair” impressive. Although Rene Russo will be arriving in town shortly (in my dreams) to get on me and this case, I’ve decided to go ahead and put together a list of suspects.
