Big Ben Is Your Homey

I just wanted to let everyone in Pittsburgh know that Big Ben is your homey. If you ever need a hook up on some gold by the foot to wear around your neck, just let him know.

The Jeff Reed Scrapbook

Jeff Reed

DC has a strict no cock policy, so I never thought a guy like Jeff Reed would make it onto this site. We all know that he loves to party topless, and wear a sash and tiara, but after seeing these pictures I learned the following…

  • He likes fat chicks
  • He has schizophrenic hair
  • He likes hockey cheerleaders
  • Your Mother, Sister and girlfriend are not safe around him
  • He’s a fan of Zeta Tau Spring Formals
  • He looks like the offspring of Pauly Shore and Tucker Max
  • This guy thinks he has more style than Jeff Reed because of this picture.
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    Gnomey the Lost Garden Gnome Attends Steelers Game

    Gnomey attends the Steelers Game

    Last Spring, Allen Snyder’s garden gnome disappeared from his yard. Apparently Snyder has received three letters from Gnomey, who recently attended the Pittsburgh Steelers home opener, and in a second letter requested bail money (which was accompanied by photos of him in a police cruiser). Travelocity has come to the rescue and sent their “roaming gnome” as a replacement, but one can only wonder if they are behind Gnomey’s disappearance.

    I had a similar plight years ago when a plastic snowman was stolen from my frontlawn during the Christmas season. I filed a police report stating that “a very caucasian plastic snowman was stolen”, yet I never had the luxury of receiving letters from him.

    Yahoo News- Man’s lost gnome attends Steelers game