Ball Gag Girl Makes The Front Page Of Break

It’s official. Ball gag girl has official arrived. You might remember her from this post (NSFW) I made a while back. Well, it looks like she’s found work, and Break.com has decided that if she’s good enough for the pages of DonChavez.com, she’s good enough for the front page of Break.

If you suffer from some sort of attention disorder, I suggest you fast forward to the end where she closes the video out by making out with the blond chick.


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Unsexy Sox Girls

Sexy red sox girls

The website sexysoxgirls.com has been passed around the Internet like a $2 whore today, and I felt obliged to contribute because I’m a Sox fan and I like to write about disgusting chicks. Obviously, this is a match made in heaven right?

The premise is simple. Women who are Red Sox fans dress up in their sexiest Red Sox outfit, take pictures, send them into Sexysoxgirls.com. Fat guys from Saugus log onto the site, crank one out, and rank the girls on a sock scale. There are many ways I could go with this sock bit, but I’ll just leave it as a way for the site designer to incorporate the Red Sox logo. The end result is pure disappointment, as they couldn’t muster to find one unbelievably hot chick to post on the site.

I can honestly say that one thing I do enjoy about this site is the Q & A’s posted by each girl. For instance, Tara, from the beautiful city of Fall River, writes

Well the name is Tara Leigh and i’m 21 years old. I keep busy by working 2 jobs and I have the most amazing friends that put up with me day in and day out which I consider to be a passion of mine. One hobby that I have is attending local wrestling shows.

Tara sounds like a bucket of fun. On top of attending local wrestling shows, she doesn’t drink, and her friends have to work hard to put up with her shit. There is no doubt in my mind that the gentleman are lining up outside her door.

Sexy Sox Girls

Red Sox-Yankees Weekend

NY Boston girls

Well the Yankees are in town for the first clash of the season with the Red Sox, and well, I don’t really care. I’ve always looked at the baseball season as a marathon and there’s no point in getting all worked up over a series this early in the year unless you’ve got some major scratch down on the game.

This post was really just an excuse for me to post a picture of those hot chicks. But since your still reading, I guess I’ll throw in the fact that a Sox fan has thrown a permanent hex on the new Yankee stadium by burying a Sox t-shirt in the concrete where the visiting locker room will stand. How this will affect the Yankees play I don’t know. Maybe Dan Shaughnessy will write a book about it? If I was a Yankee’s fan, I’d be more worried about this type of shit than a t-shirt mixed in with some concrete.

Also, this is the time of the year that the true nut jobs come out of the woodwork. The whole “Yankees Suck” chant is stupid and overplayed, so fans have resorted to beating the pulp out of people wearing Yankees shit. But that’s not to say that Yankees fans haven’t pulled the same type of shit on the Beantown faithful.

Get Ya Sox Gear And A Ball Gag

Sox gear

It’s opening day at Fenway Park, and what better way to celebrate the occasion than with some gear from Chowdaheadz.com. I’d like to recommend the Boston Zip Up Hoodie Red, Girly Sized, with the optional ball gag and rope.

I don’t know how these things work, but it sucks when a model goes behind your back and pulls shit like this. You pay her good money to pose in your gear, and then she goes behind your back as the star of (NSFW) “Stephanie, Bound and Gagged“!

Red Sox Tell MLB To Beat It

Bud Selig

The Boston Red Sox are threatening to boycott their season-opening games in Japan unless their coaches and other staff are paid for making the trip.

Mike Lowell has told The Boston Globe the team voted unanimously not to take the field for their final spring training game or to board the plane later Wednesday for Japan.

Manager Terry Francona and his players were upset after learning staff members are not going to get a $40,000 stipend. The Boston Herald reported players insisted part of their agreement to make the trip included the fee — for them and the coaches.

Why sugar coat this whole thing and put the blame on MLB? I know the league sucks, Bud Selig sucks, and Clay’s girlfriend loves to suck, but just come out and say it. You’d do anything to get out of this trip. I’m sure that MLB is going to step up and pay out the stipends, but this is just some whiney bullshit. The Sox should have flat out said no to this trip in the first place, and MLB should have just sent the Japanese a bunch of complimentary subscriptions to MLB.tv