Sometimes I’m like Diddy and get into some real deep thoughts. I’m like holy shit, I have toes. I can walk! Other times, like today, I wonder what the purpose of an exercise ball is. Is it to fuck people up when they aren’t looking, or is it for hot chicks to bounce on?
Vote 1 star for fucking people up, and 5 stars for hot chick bouncing.
You know it’s going to be a good week when you wake up and your email inbox is full of topless photos of Megan Fox. Raise a glass to whoever took these pictures on the set.
We’re now into week 8 of Hot or Not voting, and it won’t be long before we have these brauds square off in a Hot or Not tournament.
Vote 5 stars for hot and 1 star for not. If the hot or not candidate averages 3.5 stars or higher AND I have at least 300 feed subscribers by midnight on Thursday, I’ll unleashed a full gallery of pictures on you on Friday.
So if you haven’t already done so, subscribe for free here. Then email all of your delinquent friends and tell them to subscribe as well.
It’s time for Hot or Not 7. Vote 5 stars for hot and 1 star for not. If the hot or not candidate averages 3.5 stars or higher AND I have at least 200 feed subscribers by midnight on Thursday, I’ll unleashed a full gallery of pictures on you on Friday.
So if you haven’t already done so, subscribe for free here. Then email all of your delinquent friends and tell them to subscribe as well.
Congratufuckulations readers. You did it. Over 100 of you subscribed to the DonChavez.com feed, and the Hot or Not candidate received an average of 4.9 stars. So as promised here is the full gallery, and I even threw in a random video of some braud named Sophie, doing her pole dancing routine for you.