Hollywood is so boring today because everyone thinks Tiger Woods is interesting. Newsflash, he’s not. I still don’t get the outcry for an apology, or a better one. I mean he should apologize to his wife and that’s it.

Maybe it’s just because I’m a dick, but I’d tell everyone to kiss my ass and I’d be a super prick about it. Why? Because the PGA tour sucks balls without Tiger, he’s got enough money to last him the rest of his life, and he can play all the golf he wants on his own. See, golf isn’t like baseball or basketball where you need a team to play on. Tiger can play “for the love of the game” all that he wants by himself.

Oh, you don’t give a shit about this stuff? I’m sorry. I meant to say, here are some pictures of Doutzen Kroes. Victoria’s Secret sure does know how to pick’em.

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