I didn’t get a chance to watch the Real Housewives of NY last night because I got caught up watch something called basketball. But rumor has it that the show caught catty last night and at the center of it was Kelly Bensimon and her tits. From what I heard, she gets called out because one tit points Northeast and the other dead West. Simply put, her doctor butchered her.
As for these bikini pics she looks freakin’ scary when she stands up. It’s like a totally different body when she’s standing. I don’t even know how to describe it. It’s 1/3 Swamp Thing, 1/3 Hustler Magazine, and 1/3 Betty White. That’s gross, slutty and old for those of you who need a translation.