Don Chavez

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I’ve decided that from now on Heidi Montag should be called Heidi 2.0. Every time she gets surgery we’ll change the version. Like if she gets another nose job, she’ll be Heidi 2.1. If she goes up another up size she goes straight to Heidi 3.0.

I can’t wait until we get to see Heidi 9.0, by then she’ll have had vaginaplasty, a pair of H cups, two knee replacements, butt implants, and her face will be pulled back so tight it’ll look like she’s got saran wrap pulled over it.