The only reason I keep posting these picture sets of Kelly Bensimon in a bikini is because I want you guys to feel the pain that I feel when I look at them. Looking at these photos is like looking at an accident on the side of the road. There’s lots of carnage, and you know you shouldn’t look, but for some reason you just can’t turn away.
Speaking of carnage, how about last week’s Real Housewives of NYC? Ramona was perfectly in line for asking Kelly if was getting her tits fixed before she posed for Playboy. Hey it was a legit question, and if you’ve seen the pictures, no she didn’t get them fixed. Instead they just angled her so that you could never see both breasts at the same time.
That’s the recession way of hiding the fact that your plastic surgeon used a picture of Bugs Bunny’s ears as inspiration for your breast implants.