Don Chavez

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Mariah Carey went to the Oscars because she was in that movie Precious that everyone had a boner for. Speaking of the movie Precious, someone was saying on the pre-show that Gabourey Sidibe loves to text her friends. I call bull shit. There’s no way she can text with those sausage fingers until the Ipad comes out. Because that’s what the Ipad is…a texting machine for people with fat fingers.