You know how you’ve recently been complaining that the NBA has too many players that are wearing clothes? And are all dudes? Trust us, you have. And it’s getting pretty annoying to be honest. In any event. Well, you can now breathe easy thanks to the Bikini Basketball League, which may be dropping its next franchise in Dallas. Well, that’s all fine and dandy. But will the bikinis be baggy like NBA players’ uniforms?
The Dallas Cowboys have found themselves wallowing in mediocrity a little sooner in the season than they are used to, having dropped to 2-2, after rolling over to the Chicago Bears 34-18. Tony Romo threw a staggering 5 interceptions, 2 of which were returned for TDs. Many across the country have renounced their Romosexuality and are now staunch Romophobes.
The intolerance grows.
Take a look around, NFL referees. This is as good as it gets. This is the first and probably last time that people will admit to not hating you with a passion. Last night, you came back and got applauded because the entirety of NFL fandom realized that you are not actually the absolute worst people at your job. For the past three weeks, we’ve dealt with worse people, and that makes you look comparably better.
Take it all in. Come Monday, things go back to the way they were.
You just know these people are going to smell. It’s Friday, but that doesn’t mean we’re taking a vacation from learning. Guyspeed has put together a not-quite exhaustive list of people who you know will smell just by looking at them. So take warning and tread lightly. Also, bring some matches.