Those who fear the sausage fest, behold. There are locales where men can outnumber women. Vastly. They aren’t always the most intuitive places, nor the most desirable for men to travel to, but they exist and serve to make out lives a little (read: a lot) better.
I don’t want to spoil the list here, but suffice it to say, these are geographic places, like cities, and not more general suggestions like “yoga class.” That said, “yoga class,” is probably an awesome idea. Take a look and pack your stuff. You might want to be moving soon!
Bad news for kids who don’t like school, which is probably all of them. Chicago teachers have voted to suspend their strike and resume classes, taking up their grievances at a later date so that children can get their learn on.
While teachers striking sounds kind of selfish, it turns out that their biggest issue was the condition of classrooms, which would certainly benefit the kids as much as the teachers. My guess is parents are probably celebrating the most. Not because they are getting their kids a better education, but that they’re getting out of the house to leave them alone.
This is pretty funny. Mister Wizard, who I remember being fairly kid-friendly, seems to have been a little less than patient with these kids. Considering this is taken entirely out of context, I’m pretty sure that’s not actually true, but it’s fun to watch rapid-fire lines of him that demonstrate a seeming indifference or mild frustration with the kids he’s tasked with teaching.
He’s pretty condescending during the whole thing, but I would be too if I was him. Kids are dumb.
The fan also happens to be a drive time sports radio host, so he’s got a bigger forum than most for conveying his discontent. Here’s what he said:
Stop embarrassing yourselves! You’re embarrassing your mother. You’re embarrassing your father. You’re embarrassing the city. You’re embarrassing your wife and your children. … You’re an embarrassing trainwreck to the 2.5 million people that call this metro area home. You’ve let down all the old ladies that are on life support, rooting for you, trying to pull out another day. You give people nothing to live for. You suck.
Yikes. Maybe the people should try to derive some value and happiness out of something other than football. Like their friends, careers, or families. Failing that, KC barbecue isn’t really that bad. Maybe they could live for that. I know I could.
There there’s this: