
The latest issue of Boston Magazine arrived at Don Chavez world headquarters this week with an interesting article on Tom Brady’s ball washer (here’s a picture of him with Wes Welker). The article fell somewhere in between pointless and the printer decided to give Boston Magazine a few extra pages to waste for free.
One thing that is noteworthy in the article is that Tom Brady now has an official website. That’s right, the golden boy can now add blogger to his resume.
Segue into this week’s Tale of the Tape featuring Tom Brady and Chris Cooley! Let’s not waste anymore time and get right to it.

A really really really bad tattoo – Busted Coverage
Rape comes to Duke – With Leather
How to make every male prisoner happy – Afro Jacks
This guy offers $47,000 to play with Tom Brady – NFL Juice
5 tailgating essentials – Banned in Hollywood
Top 6 fight scenes of all time – Yep Yep
According to the Sun Times, I swear I’m not gay but do everything possible to show you that I really am gay, celebrity Lindsay Lohan was at the Crimson Lounge in Chicago with gal pal Samantha Ronson. But the big news at this event was that Kyle Orton caught the eye of LiLo (worst celebrity nickname mash-up ever).
Also spied dancing with an attractive blonde at Crimson Lounge: new Bears quarterback Kyle Orton — dubbed ”super-hot” by Lohan, Ronson and Lauper, who all admired the NFL player’s dance-floor moves.
Hands down, if there is one actress-athlete couple that I want to see happen, it’s Lohan and Orton. Hell you could even keep Ronson in the mix just to make a dangerous love triangle. With all the booze and prescribed meds floating around in the relationship, the tabloids would be treated to a Spears like train wreck on a weekly basis.
h/t Sports Crackle Pop and the Sun Times
b/p to myself for finding these pictures of Orton, which may or may not be new to the blogosphere. Nice moobs.