You ever come across a word that when you say it out loud it just sounds raunchy? I mean even a word as innocent as “come” can be dirty depending on the context you use it in.
So being the one man think tank that I am, I decided to compile a list of words that are guaranteed to sound dirty 100% of the time, no matter what context you use them in.
an island near the W coast of Thailand.
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I’m interested to know what my readers think about this important issue. If you had to choose between one or the other would you bob for a coin in a urinal, or do a slip and slide through a urinal?
Personally, if I had to choose one, I’d go bobbing for the coin because when you do the slip and slide you’re going to end up with piss in your mouth anyway. Then the grossness factor is multiplied by the fact that you are now soaked in other people’s piss.
Today’s gift is a shirt from Attus Apparel. This isn’t just some douche polo that you can wear with the collar popped down at the yacht club will drinking Appletini’s with your girlfriend Muffy. Oh no, these are shirts for real men that like the finer things in life.
Things like drinking, strip clubs, skateboarding, snowboarding, music, strippers, etc.
Come to think of it, all of these things are what make Attus Apparel different. Instead of having some douche on a horse, Attus mixes up the emblems on their shirts to represent the things that you love.
I’ll be honest with you when I say that my two favorites are the “Polisher” and the “Jerk”. I mean look at these shirts, they scream “I’m here to party”.
Now onto the really good stuff. Attus has been gracious enough to provide the readers of Donchavez.com with a special promo code.
Those of you interested in being eligible for a free shirt, just follow the links below.
Winner will be chosen at random at midnight EST.
Also, don’t forget to join the Don Chavez’s Favorite Things Facebook Group.
h/t to GMB for the Banner
After the break, a special Holiday surprise from Attus Apparel.
For some reason, I think Kirsten is trying to tell us that January is going to be a cold month in 2009.
See how the rest of the year looks after the break.
Rod Stewarts chick is ridiculously tall. – Drunken Stepfather
Myspace tramp Gigi – Dirty Rotten Whore
Pics of the hot and crazy Isla Fisher – Camel Tap
Ambulance hit by landslide – Totally Crap
Put this in the HS portrait Hall of Fame – College Humor
The 10 worst movies of 2008 – Grand Master B
Prop 8, the musical – Mac Gs World
10 new sports words of 2008 – Epic Carnival
Ursula Mayes helps to make the workday go by faster – Next Round
This chick sells coffee. I think I know why her shop is so popular. – Uncoached
KFC tortures chickens so that this guy can eat’em – Tasty Booze
She’s not a long snapper – Loser With Socks
Chronicles of Bargnania – Cuzoogle
Gymnastics fail – Busted Coverage
More your head Mayer!!! – Derober
Teenage girls are idiots. With evidence. – Blog of Hilarity
Believe it or not, this chick used to play tennis AND likes to get naked – On 205th
The Victoria’s Secret show power rankings – Gunaxin
Speeding ticket fail – Kontraband
When the Internet goes down at work – Cracked