Maybe 13 seconds, or 1.3 minutes, but 13 minutes? I got shit to do today. I’m not going to do it, but I will be damned if this Harry Potter video is going to cut into my procrastination time. I know that most people don’t feel the same way, and since I’m not selfish, this is for them.
It’s a magical journey, blah, blah, blah. So hold on to your wizard hats or whatever the hell you’re wearing!
OVER IT! The Democrats loved their guy’s speech, the Republicans love their guy’s talk. Now can we please end it now that the conventions are over? Is there anything left to do? The worst has to be over by now.
Now let’s focus on post season baseball and football kickoff. Cause that’s what will occupy the public consciousness for the next few months, right?
Oh shit. The campaigns and voting.
This time it’s Uggs. I tell you what. If this guy wasn’t super-rich, handsome, wildly successful, and didn’t have the hottest wife in the history of mankind, I would make fun of him. But I can’t. I haven’t been able to make fun of Tom Brady since he did that little ponytail hair thing. That was inexcusable. No one is above criticism for that.