Don Chavez

Also, those pants are intense! They look like they were stolen off the set of Laff-In and belonged to some go-go dancer before UPTON! got her hands on them. In any event, they make her ass look great, so I’m going to ignore the alleged crime. It’s hard to imagine a better bikini body than the one that Upton rocks. Maybe a third breast, but that’s really unlikely. I could have sworn I saw one recently though. Oh. Right. ‘Total Recall’.

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The miraculous happened. No, not the guy that caught two home run balls back to back at the Cincinnati game, though that’s pretty impressive. The real newsworthy story here is that Majo League Baseball allowed a YouTube video to stay online without pulling it down due to copyright infringement. Seriously, there are NO baseball videos online, except at MLB.com.

That aside, let’s give it up for Caleb Lloyd, who caught two home run balls in back-to-back at-bats. Nice work (and luck), Caleb. Despite catching two HR balls, he ended up leaving with none, as he gave the first one back to the player who hit it because it was his first career homerun, and then the second one he gave to the guy who gave him the tickets for the game.

Caleb Lloyd: The greatest man in the world.

I dont think many of our readers will object to “herrentag,” or “men’s day,” in which men all over the country get drunk and do stupid stuff. Sure, it’s not a huge departure from the behavior of many men, but it’s totally allowed, so…free pass on the stupid behavior. And that truly is the greatest gift of all.

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In their question to ensure that we know what the inside of every starlet’s home looks like, Esquire gives us yet another look at interior design (and near-naked girls) with a photoshoot of Laura Vanderwoort in her place. It’s all good! If this nubile blonde looks familiar, it’s probably from her role as Supergirl in the TV show ‘Smallville’. If she doesn’t look familiar, than it’s probably because you didn’t watch enough ‘Smallville’.

Don’t apologize. It’s too late now. The show is canceled. (cue sad tuba)

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Granted, at this point you know it’s a trailer for the new ‘Anchorman’, but how long would it have taken you to guess based on that announcer’s voice? I would say about 3 seconds. I’ll never be able to separate that voice from “Ron Burgundy was…the balls.”

In case you refused to believe the rumors following Will Ferrell’s announcement on Conan a couple months ago, here’s some more proof. Believe it now?

I’ll bite. This trailer gets me excited for the movie. Fantana, Champ, and Brick could have done their own film without Ron, and I think that would have been just fine.

Whammy.