This kid is going to be in trouble! A German kid took $3,800 of his mom’s jewelry and pawned it for $380 bucks so he and a buddy could go hook up at a brothel. This wasn’t the first time he did this, but it probably was the first time that he pawned his mom’s shit to do it, because I can’t imagine there’s a second time for that type of behavior. The boy’s mom is pressing charges against him, and who can blame her? That’s a seriously jerk move he pulled.
I decided I was going to post it based just on the YouTube screen grab. How is that guy driving? Anyway, there’s a million more of these clips in the video, and while I don’t think they’re going to change the world or anything, they’re a pretty nice distraction from whatever the hell else is going on in your life.
Yesterday, a source close to the Yankees confirmed that after A-Rod was benched in Game 1 of the ALCS, he wrote a message on a ball and had a ball boy deliver it to two Australian bikini models that were sitting in the stands. He denies it, but ESPN has enough confidence in the story to run it. What a jerk. In a career that’s been peppered with goofy actions, this might tie with the glove slap as the goofiest A-Rod moment.
What took them so long? Oh, I guess nothing did. This was up a day later. Someone went to work very quickly. Sorry for being so hasty in my judgment.
You have to appreciate this contest. Dickel bourbon sponsored an event to see who could build the best bar in 8 hours. If this doesn’t help you realize that you don’t need to outsource everything, nothing will. For my money, the swivel chair one is the best. Take a look.