Let’s not break out the confetti just yet, but all signs point to gas prices trending downward, with some states reporting prices under $3 a gallon. What is this, 1999? South Carolina has reported the lowest prices anywhere in over a year, which means we should all move to South Carolina tomorrow and sort out the details later. It’ll all work out, I promise.
Gas is 25 cents per gallon cheaper than it was last month, which means that we can all trade in those STUPID hybrids for SUVs again and quit acting like hippies. Man. That was a weird phase we went through, right?
The former Girl Next Door has taken to playing dress up like some sort of girl next door. Weird how that works. In any event, here she is getting all dolled up for Trashy Lingerie. Sure, it might not be the cover of Playboy, but it’s something all right! In fact, it will do just fine for me. Who needs bare breasts when you’ve got…plaid?
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We put up a teaser last week, but this week, you should know that Walt White has weighed his options going in to Season 5 and has said, “F*ck it. I’m gonna be a meth kingpin and ain’t no one goin’ get in my way.” I don’t know why he started using so much slang, but he did, so we’ll just have to make our peace with it.
Anyway, Walt White went from hunted to hunter pretty quickly it would appear. This guy just doesn’t know when to walk away, does he? And for that, we thank him.
Not to put too fine a point on this thoughtful article, but it boils down to “If you’re heart is working well, so will the sex.” Stands to reason, no? And for some reason, Mediterranean foods help you bang better. I swear to God. Sounds weird to me too. I’m gonna pop olives like Tic-Tacs until I’m not impotent any more. Bon appetit!