Don Chavez

Today’s gift is a must have for every golfer with a small bladder and a cooler full of beer. The Uroclub was invented by a board certified Urologist, and gives golfers a discrete way to relieve themselves when there isn’t a tree or bush in sight.

Sorry ladies, but you’ll still have to hold it until the turn. However, this makes a great gift for the man in your life that has everything.

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Today’s favorite thing should go over well with my readers because I know most of you don’t shower as often as you should. Some of you probably don’t even shower for a date unless you really like the girl, so if things go well you might run into a bit of a road block when she discovers that you’ve got that “not so fresh” feeling down there. And yes, you read that right, I’m talking about you, not her.

Man Junk is specifically designed to fight men’s bacteria build-up, unpleasant odor and skin irritation. So what really makes our personal wash that much better?

* Designed by men for men
* Natural & organic ingredients
* Fights sweat, odor and odor-causing bacteria
* Improves overall hygiene and body health
* Increases confidence and sex appeal

Let me just say that I put Man Junk to the test on a day where I spent six hours moving furniture in jeans that hadn’t been washed in two weeks. I wanted to have my better half do a before and after smell test but she wasn’t down with that. Why I don’t know, but I’m sure I would have passed with flying colors.

Honestly, I know that every female reader who sees this is going to buy a bottle of Man Junk so they can drop a subtle hint to their loved one to go scrub up.

If you’d like to be eligible for a free Man Junk gift set (and the grand prize on December 19th), just subscribe to my RSS feed by popping your email address in the box below. Also, make sure that you verify the email address, otherwise you will be disqualified.

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Today’s gift revolves around one of my favorite activities, drinking in a pool.

Poolside Pong has created a way to bring your game of beer pong inside the pool, using their inflatable beer pong table. Not only does Poolside Pong give you a portable beer pong table (that you can use out of the pool as well), but it’s also a chick magnet (check out the pics).

So here are the stats on Poolside Pong:

* Dimensions: 6 feet x 3.5 feet x 8 inches.
* Material: highly durable PVC plastic.
* Deflation time: less than 30 seconds.
* Inflation time: 20 seconds (electric pump).
* Tote bag: made of high quality nylon fibers and leather.

Even if you don’t have a pool, this thing will be a hit if you bring it along on your next trip to Vegas.

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I’ve loved bacon my entire life, but it wasn’t until recently that I discovered that bacon has a sort of cult following on the Internet. After all, where else could someone proudly boast, with photo evidence, that they consumed a 22 slice bacon sandwich?

Well there’s great news today my bacon loving friends, as today’s gift is a Bacon Lover’s Gift Pack from BaconSalt.com .

So let’s go to the tale of the tape to see what’s included…

A jar of Original Bacon Salt

5 delicious new Bacon Salt flavors (Applewood, Cheddar, Mesquite, Jalapeno and Maple)

A jar of Baconnaise (Regular or Lite)

J&D’s Bacon Lip Balm (that’s right, LIP BALM!)

I know this gift will easily pick me up at least a thousand new RSS feed subscribers (via email), because the allure of being able to make every meal taste like bacon, without having to cook bacon, is just too strong.

Oh, and just so you know, I had the pleasure of making turkey sandwiches smothered in Baconaisse on the day after Thanksgiving. I highly recommend it for the leftovers on December 26th if your family will be cooking up some bird for Christmas day.

So if you would like to be eligible to win the Bacon Lover’s Gift Pack from BaconSalt.com, just subscribe to my RSS feed by popping your email address in the box below. Also, make sure that you verify the email address, otherwise you will be disqualified.

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Today’s gift is my favorite piece of furniture in the whole house. No it’s not a La-z-boy recliner. I’m talking about a piece of furniture that has been featured in the George Clooney movie, “Burn After Reading”, Ben Stiller’s “Meet the Faulkers”, and countless magazines across the United States. The Liberator.

So what’s so great about the Liberator? Well they offer a variety of different furniture shapes and two of the most popular configurations is the Wedge and the Ramp (they’re also available as a combo set). Both the Wedge and the Ramp
have an angle of 27 degrees, which is the ideal angle for getting it on with your lady (I pulled out a protractor and a compass this weekend to verify this).

The other cool thing about the Liberator is that it’s comfortable. You ever try and do it like you’re the star of “Pirates”? Having sex on top of a table covered with nautical charts is not sexy, or comfortable.

So to help the readers of Don Chavez to spice up their love life without having to install a sex swing into their bedroom ceiling (which is a lot of fun to explain to your landlord if you are renting), Liberator.com is giving away a complimentary Liberator Ramp to one lucky reader today!

Please note that today’s prize is for the Liberator Ramp only. It does not come with a woman, you’ll have to handle that part on your own. Although, you shouldn’t have any problem because “You want to come check out my Liberator Ramp?” is one of the easiest bar pick up lines of all time.

Also, as an added bonus Liberator.com is throwing in a $95 “love artist” gift set for free if you purchase a wedge/ramp combo.

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