Don Chavez

I can’t tell if this is more or less disgusting than a regular McDonald’s meal. I’ll be diplomatic and call it a tie. No wait. I saw the “after” part of the video. This is way worse. Also, I don’t like the music that soundtracks this sick adventure. What the hell is that? That’s spa music, and spa music has no place anywhere near McDonald’s.

It went from bad to worse for this guy. Frankly, I don’t really see how this move rendered him unconscious, but it did. I hope the other guy sent him an Edible Arrangements basket with a note that read, “Thanks for all your help. XOXO, The Other Guy.” I hope that happened. What are the odds this guy ever lives down this goof? I’m guessing never. It’s on the Internet now, and getting something out of the Internet is like trying ot take pee out of a swimming pool.

What’s to stop them from putting like nine guys in the ring and not telling any of them? “Geez, coach, it seems like this guy’s everywhere! Throw in the towel!” The women prodding the blindfolded bozers is a nice touch. It seems that 1949 was a simpler time. Also, a much meaner time. I wish we could see a knockout from a guy randomly connecting on a haymaker to a guy that had his guard down.

Such a cool video, you’d think the person that posted it would learn the difference between surfing and snowboarding. Regardless, this is pretty neat and I like it. I would like it more if it isn’t French. Also, I would like it more if this wasn’t considered “art” but rather “something really cool that a guy did.” However, the guy is French, so it will probably be considered art.

Grant Achatz, the chef behind the world-renowned Alinea and Next in Chicago, seems to now just be pushing the boundaries of cuisine if only so we look ridiculous while eating it. Today, he’s got for us flavored ballons. The air inside is flavored and to be sucked out, while the skin can be popped and eaten separately. Someone’s paying $200 to eat this right now, I bet. And they’re dumb.