Don Chavez

This guy has the best job in the world. Rich Wall Street dudes pay Eric Kelly to berate them, call them nerds, and teach them how to box. And they pay well. The four-time boxing champ had to retire from the sport after taking a pool cue to the eye (ouch), so now he makes his bones yelling at entitled dudes who want to toughen up.

Rather than reading me prattle on about it, just watch the video to see what the story is. I wish I was good at something so I could yell at these people.

This one isn’t actually a sappy memorial, but rather just a fun almost-shot-for-shot remake of The Beastie’s “Sabotage” video as re-enacted by little awesome kids. What’s most interesting is that the video doesn’t actually seem that different with costumed kids as it was with costumed Beasties. I guess that speaks to the awesomeness of both the kids and the band. Enjoy. And don’t piss off the chief (as played by the legendary Allesandro Allegre).

This guy has stuff I had forgotten even existed. As sort-of adult, I look at this and say, “Huh. That’s pretty cool.” However, my 14 year-old self saw one glimpse, fainted, and is currently lying on the floor, still unconscious. Watch the video and you’ll see why. Gamer Valhalla.

I don’t know if any class of people have been so summarily maligned as gingers (red-haired kids) were by South Park. Before that, the term “ginger” wasn’t even in the popular lexicon, but now everyone in the world is thinking that they don’t have souls because some cartoon characters decided that’s how it’s going to be. This ginger, known on YouTube as “CopperCap,” would like to present a retort, complete with autotune. Let’s here what the kid has to say.

I’m a little late to the party on this one, but whatever. This kid is great, and better late than never. I believe that kids could be cut a lot of slack for their music choices, be they Katy Perry, Jonas Brothers, or whoever else, but it still brings a smile to my fave when kids and parents delight in more obscure stuff. This kid was probably born 15 years after Cobain died, but still nails not only the drum intro, but the lyrics as well. And I’m guessing from his parents that English isn’t even his first language. What a bad ass. Soldier on, toddler.